Realizing I was a Lesbian was the best thing that could have ever happened to me; thank you life. 

lookatmyshoes17:

How is hate towards Arizona an emotion human beings can even experience

^

When someone compliments me, 

God forbid Taylor Swift ever gets pregnant now. 

Kanye is just gonna walk into the delivery room like, “Yo Taylor, imma let you finish birthin’ this child, but Beyonce had one of the best babies of all time. OF ALL TIME.”

Dear Colts second and third string, 

YOU FUCKING SUCK.